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In which I enter a
"nudist" web-cam room and see more than I
bargained for!
You
know me. Your intrepid reporter. Always ready to bare all
for a good naturist story. Not that it doesn't get
embarrassing sometimes, even for a dyed-in-the-wool nudist
like me.
There
was the time, for instance, when I was stranded on a
Spanish beach, alone and stark naked whilst a boat full of
astounded holidaymakers slid slowly past. I effected a
nonchalant wave, whilst cameras flashed and videos rolled
and gleeful cries of "great jugs, girl!" echoed
around the rocks.
And
I'll never live down the occasion when I was arrested for
cycling round a village green in the early hours, clad
only in boots, knickers and a Santa hat.
Both
events are chronicled in past "Nude Perspective"
articles somewhere. You may remember them.
But
one of my most excruciating experiences happened right
here, in the office. And I didn't even lose my clothes.
Diane
and I had been considering how new technology could be
used to further the naturist cause. We had heard of
web-cam rooms -chat rooms in which you can see and be seen
by other members of the room with web-cams - and as these
seem to offer opportunities for world-wide nudist contact
we decided to check them out. After a little research we
found one which, after registering and downloading a small
piece of software, we joined.
For
the sake of brevity I'm going to assume that you're all
familiar with chat rooms. A web-cam room is a chat room
with camera access. Users who are broadcasting their cams
to the room have a camera icon next to their name. If you
click on this icon you'll see the user. If you have a cam
installed on your system, you can click on a button and
broadcast your web-cam to the group, who can then see you
by clicking on the camera icon next to your username.
All
clear so far?
OK.
On with the tale. We register our user name as Li_Di (LI z
and DI ane, gettit?) and enter the room. There are about
45 "roomies" online, most of who are on camera.
We view each of our new chums by clicking on their camera
icons.
There
is one female, who calls herself "Alicecam". She
is middle aged and quite attractive. She is certainly
topless, and seems to be naked, but as she is seated it is
difficult to tell.
All
the others are male, some of who are dressed, others
apparently nude and several have cameras pointed at a
specific part of their anatomy (and seem to be rather
excited at the situation, if you catch my drift). We
wonder if things are going
to be quite what we expected, but decide to see this thing
through. After a final check of the hair and make-up, we
start publishing our cam to the group and enter the
fray.
Below
is a very brief transcript of what passed. I've changed
the names slightly, corrected the spelling and grammar,
and edited out superfluous dialogue, otherwise it's pretty
much as it happened. I've shown our contributions in
capitals (remember we are LI_DI) and for additional
clarity I've added some comments in
parenthesis.
This
is how it went...
| LI_DI
(Us) |
HI
ROOM. DIANE AND LIZ HERE. (Room goes quiet
momentarily. We sense everyone clicking on our
cam, checking us out) |
| Bigben44 |
Hey
girls. Looking good today (more greetings from
other members follow) |
| LI_DI |
THANKS |
| Lukilad |
Who's
who? |
| LI_DI |
I'M
DIANE. (Diane waves hand at the camera) |
| Bigben44 |
You're
both dressed !! |
| LI_DI |
(Puzzled)
OF COURSE. |
| Bigben44 |
You
know this is a nudist room? |
| LI_DI |
YES. THAT'S WHY WE'RE
HERE |
| CoolasiceUK |
Then
why aren't you nekkid? (We assume he means naked) |
| LI_DI |
BECAUSE
WE'RE AT WORK. |
| Alicecam
(the other lady) |
On
cam at work??!!! |
| LI_DI |
WE
WORK ON A NUDIST WEB-SITE |
| Alicecam |
Kewl
!(how to spell"cool" when you want to
appear ..err.. cool) |
| Shamus_106 |
Then
why aren't you naked? |
| LI_DI |
WHY
SHOULD WE BE NAKED? |
| Shamus_106 |
Because
you're in a nudist room. |
| LI_DI |
(clicking
on Shamus' cam) WELL YOU'RE NOT NAKED |
| Shamus_106 |
(after
a slight pause) Will be later. |
| LI_DI |
(feeling
headaches coming on) WELL WE SHAN'T BE. |
| CoolasiceUK |
LI_DI
are timewasters |
| Camel_coat |
They'll
strip when they're ready. (He really thinks he's
being considerate!) |
| LI_DI |
(resisting
urge to type obscenities) ANYONE WANT TO
TALK ABOUT NATURISM? |
| BillyboyUS |
Panties
Liz? |
| LI_DI |
(Exchanging
looks. Did we hear right?) BEG PARDON? |
| BillyboyUS |
Wearing
panties or thong? |
| LI_DI |
(We
did hear right. I get a bit flustered) ERR.. YES |
| BillyboyUS |
Panties
or thong? What colour ? |
| LI_DI |
(Regaining
composure ) TALK SENSE OR WE'RE GOING |
| GuessWhooo1 |
You
two EVER going to get nekkid? |
| BillyboyUS |
What
colour thong Liz? Show us pleeeeez! |
| John4U |
You
two ever play with each other? |
| (At
which point Diane and Liz switch off cam, exit
web-cam room, log off computer and go to the pub) |
Sad
isn't it? The way that those who think that naturism is
just another name for exhibitionism and pornography have
hijacked such a fabulous platform for real nudist
communication and turned it into a peep-show.
I've
said it many times before, and I'll keep on saying it.
We're losing the battle against these people, and it's
time we fought back. Maybe we should set an example.
Perhaps the Nude Cafe crew should open a web-cam room for
subscribers where we could all meet face-to face, as it
were. It could be great fun. Mind you, Shamus_106 and the
others raised an interesting point.
Supposing
we did open a nudist web-cam room, should we expect the
participants to be naked?
Personally
I can't help thinking that it comes close to exhibitionism
and voyeurism. If
you were on the phone with a nudist friend, you wouldn't
undress just because you were discussing naturism would
you? So why get naked just because you
can see each other?
On
the other hand, we undress at our clubs and in other
social situations precisely because we are together, don't
we? So why not?
Hmm
.. I'll have to think about that, although I can already
see that being nude on cam offers one clear advantage.
It
would stop all the questions about my underwear!
'Til next time,
Liz
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